"Starting on an asteroid flying through the solar system and and ending in a kitchen drawer filled with nothing but butter knives, the trip in between is..." Find out today with your very own compact disc of the "Elephant" album!
Includes unlimited streaming of I Like The Elephant In The Room
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
I’m a prisoner on the sofa, but if I ever got freed,
I’m going back to college and I’m gonna succeed.
But as you know I’m stuck here and I'm glued to the couch.
When I try to break free: my skin tears, oh ouch.
If I were not lying here, tied to the chesterfield,
I would finish my novel, I would get the driveway sealed.
But I’m still on the davenport, and no, I cannot budge.
When I finally get free, I’m gonna make you the best fudge.
I could solve the Rubik’s cube, I could plant a tree.
I could run a marathon, that’s not my cup of tea.
I could learn a language, I could run for mayor.
I could write a screenplay, I could be a hockey player.
I could clean the bathtub, I could mail a letter.
I could take a dance class, I could learn to knit a sweater.
I could save the elephants and I could save the bees.
I could help the hungry people get their bread & cheese.
But, I am still lying here, glued to the couch.
Putting Hostess cupcakes and Doritos in my mouth.