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lyrics

I went to college and I went to bed,
woke up in my twenties surprised not to be dead.
I got an apartment and I took a nap,
woke up in my thirties having not achieved crap.
Crawled under my desk at a new corporate job,
woke up in my fifties middle-managing for Schwab.
That drove me to drink and to drink and to smoke,
woke up in my eighties in a home for the broke.
I went to college and I took a snooze,
and now I’m lying here in my funeral shoes.
I went to college and I took a snooze,
and now I’m lying here in my funeral shoes.
I went to college and I took a snooze,
and now I’m lying here in my funeral shoes.

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from I Like The Elephant In The Room, released January 27, 2016

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Rob Lambert Chicago, Illinois

I'm in Chicago cooking up songs just for you! My music is made up of a dash of T-Rex, a pinch of Adam Sandler & gallons of a super-secret sauce.

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