Asteroid 12B

from I Like The Elephant In The Room by Rob Lambert

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When I first got to Mars, I didn’t know a soul.
When I first got to Mars, I didn’t know a soul.
When I first got to Mars, I had no self control.
When I first got to Mars, I nearly jumped in a black hole.
But I did have my car and my dog, so at least there was that.
When I first walked on Venus, I drank pink lemonade.
When I first walked on Venus, I drank pink lemonade.
When I first walked on Venus, I ran into a blockade.
When I first walked on Venus, they thought I was the renegade.
You know, I mostly agreed with what they were protesting about,
but it was very important for me to get to work on time that day.
When I first dined on Saturn, she fed me rhubarb pie.
When I first dined on Saturn, she fed me rhubarb pie.
When I first dined on Saturn, she said the rules don’t apply.
When I first dined on Saturn, she up and punched me in the eye.
To this day, I do not know what was going on there.
When I first slept on Neptune, I just laid in the breeze.
When I first slept on Neptune, I just laid in the breeze.
When I first slept on Neptune, I needed someone to squeeze, but
When I first slept on Neptune, it was just me and the fleas.
I’m actually not positive that they were fleas,
but they were definitely a species very similar
to the Earth creatures that we call fleas.
When I first got to Mars, I didn’t know a soul.

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from I Like The Elephant In The Room, released January 27, 2016

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